Diaries of a bored Ally

First things first

theally — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:45:04 +0000

C: I did alot of ‘my first…’ things in Taiwan.

Such as:

My first Pizza Hut. Srsly. Ew. I thought something like Pizza Hut would be standard around the world! BUT NOOOO. THE PIZZA HERE LACKS SAUCE. It’s like bread with topping and lot and lot and LOT of cheese. And the spicing they give us. 2 small packs of chilis. No ketchup, no oregano, no pepper. Waaaay to much cheese..
_{It was still good tho, I still perfer the Thai one anyways :T}

My first McDonalds visit. ouo It’s pretty standard compared to Pizza hut. Some new menus but basically the same. Only it got no ketchup or sweet sauce dispenser. I had to ask for the small packets of ketchup. My friends were all like “EW! How can you eat that much?!” and I’m like “EW! NO KETCHUP AT ALL!?!? BUT THATS SO BLAND!” I’m starting to think that Taiwanese hate ketchup… =A=

My first try at homemade pizza. I didnt make it. My host aunt did. And I’m not going to try to taste it again. It was black, and burnt, and smelled like… meat with onion. Which is exactly what it is. Its meat with veggies on a bread that looks like pizza. Even my host said it was horrible OTL

My first visit to the school nurse. Place looks like a mini hospital… The nurse cant give us any medication though. I was fine, I just wanted to stall and maybe skip class. They had special stuff like sterilizer (it was a big metal can thing) She also took my blood pressure and was shocked at how low it was. It was 83 I think. Isnt that normal? ._.

My first fight. lol yeah…. There’s this annoying guy in class, always whining and shouting. He TACKLED me off the computer. (and alot of other people around it) Most just glared at him and walked away. I tackled and wrestled him to the floor. =A= Would have gave him a good kick below the belt but he gave up before I did :T

My first windsurf try. Its not on water, but on wheels. Its kinda hard <: With the typhoon wind and all. I kinda flew off the thing OTL. But it was ttly awesomeee XD

My first military gun training. It was WEIRD. :T I know how to shoot a gun. But this was all military style, with a lieutenant shouting orders at us. We got a practice with the real gun on Oct 19.

And why am I still awake?

theally — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:43:29 +0000

Its 2 am.

Simple. An earthquake woke me up half an hour ago. :T

Yes, that’s right. An earthquake woke me up.

_{My bed was shaking hard enough to jerk me back into consciousness. At first i thought someone was shaking it so i was about to tell them ‘go away’. I peeked and the door to my room was still closed. My second train of thought was…. theres monsters under my bed. OTL But reasonably no. Then i figured maybe the bed had built in shaking system. THEN. i realized it was a earthquake and jumped out of bed.}

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So in addition to the earthquake, the incoming typhoon. I managed to hurt myself. AGAIN. SRSLY I AM A HARM TO MY OWN SELF OTL.

This time i did something weird and sprained my neck and parts of my back. I dont even know how it could happen…

I heard there’s typhoons coming

theally — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:41:58 +0000

From the Philippines and into Taiwan.
Im not sure. That’s what i heard tho o3o;;
Moon festival tomorrow ouo let’s go BBQ-ing

Oh, it died.

theally — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:41:57 +0000

My internet died. :T

FFF I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN. For a vaccination against mumps measles and rubbella. Which i had already taken in Thailand but the bloody doctors wont believe me :T Its so that i can apply for a Visa ;A;

So the nurse was preparing the injection and my host was like “Dont be scared okay?” I told her i wasnt scared but she doesnt believe me. The nurse was about to give me the injection and i was about to tell her ‘wait, dont you have to take the air bubbles out first?’ BUT I DIDNT GET TIME TO BECAUSE SHE SUDDENLY JABBED me with the syringe.

For a second i thought i was really gonna die OTL.
_{but i realized the bubble was too small to kill me about 5 seconds later}

My host saw me go pale (from fear) and she’s like “I told you dont be afraid.”
KJSDFHSJDFH I HATE HOSPITALS.

So then we were going home when we got hit by a car. I knew it was gonna happen eventually OTL. Crazy drivers. We had to go file out the report at the police station. No worries, nobody got hurt.

I’m still alive

theally — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:40:11 +0000

Almost got ran over by a car today OTL. I was exploring the neighborhood and kinda… not paid attention to the road. _{and accidentally crossed the red-lights. This is why I should never drive OTL.}

MY LEGS ARE FINE NOW. My stomach is still recovering. Slowly ;w;

And i’m being stressed as usual. Online homework and shiiiiit. And i’m watching too much CSI at night which contributes to me weird nightmare-ish dreams. (CSI NY FTW)

On a whimsical note… did you know Thailand got no Independence day? My teacher asked me today at school because the Taiwan one is coming up soon. Because Thailand was never colonized or under the rule of another country… it has no independence day. So we use the King’s birthday as our national day (according to wiki. honestly i have no idea)

Because I’m Awesome

theally — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:40:10 +0000

I sprained both my legs’s muscles and stomach muscle in a freak accident OTL. _{Laughing too hard and falling of the chair in a wrong position. FML.}

So yeah I’m sore all over. D: Everytime I cough/sneeze/laugh my tummy hurt ;3;

Today we had basketball during PE and i keep randomly falling because my legs just gave out.

My stomach been doing weird shaking cramps thingy. It hurts ;w; A lot .

And I apparently got Hypnagogia
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o3o one thing expected of being a exchange student is that people would ask about your country and language. My classmates does that everyday lol.

So i teach them Thai. Then this one boy (-cough-) asked me how to swear in Thai. ovo fff as if i’ll do that. I’ll be stuck hearing them say it everyday.

He wont stop bugging me so i said Khun means asshole. That satisfied him. And now i keep hearing them shout KHUN!!! at each other. FFFF i love my class.

8D What they dont know wont hurt me.

BAAH BAAH

theally — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:39:15 +0000

I’VE BEEN IN TAIWAN FOR 1 MONTH ALREADY.
11 left to go OTL. I miss home.

Nothing much is going on. Boredom. Messing around. Slacking. Procrastinating. More boredom. Food poisoning. Ducking cars. The usual. :T

I should really do a almost-hit-by-car count. Srsly. Insane drivers >:T

Almost-hit-by-car 19 times in one month.

…. not bad.

I FOUND FOUR 4-LEAFED CLOVERS. 8D -happy dance-
Maybe I wont get hit by a car if I put them on my bike…

Bloody $@&%?!

theally — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:34:19 +0000

>:T

I went to the hospital again today. This time it had the opposite effect. lol I got really pissed off for no reason. >:C They gotta run some tests and shit and I had to give them 5 vials of blood. I’m totally not scared of needles. Really. So the first and second vial went okay. by the third vial my BODY realizes its bleeding. Slow body reaction >_> So I started shaking uncontrollably cuz of… idk, instinct?. And then the fifth vial. I suddenly started laughing, alot. Why laugh? I have NO IDEA. Maybe I should have my sanity checked too.

After that they asked for feces. I gave them this shocked expression and they were like “Oh. Its okay 8D If you cant do it right now, just stick this medicine thing up your ass.” I DENIED THEM. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I’LL EVER DO THAT. Geez -facepalm-

Really. I never want to go to a hospital in Taiwan ever again.

On a side note, I lost count of how many times I almost got hit by a car. OTL. I ride by bike to school everyday and to dinner everyday at Grandma’s house. I have really bad …road skills OTL.

YEAH. You can ttly tell how much I hate the hospital and doctors :T